| Welcome to Daddy Cranky's Compendium of Useless Commodities -- a page devoted to pointing out the myriad of useless commodities that are produced in our money-hungry, consumer-crazed culture. What you see here is just a smattering of the sea of useless commodities that surrounds our everyday worlds. |
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What's this? A high-tech sex toy? An instrument of torture? No, silly consumer, it's... |
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Too tired to have that nip of gin back at the clubhouse? Don't worry! Just pour yourself a few from this handy 9-iron! |
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Cold on those winter nights? Don't bother bundling up under the blankets, just switch on these thermal socks! They'll go up to two-hundred fahrenheit for those arctic nights. |
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From a 1970's Playboy -- the connoisseurs of of consumerism -- a handy-dandy porta-mirror: perfect for those voyeristic moments. |
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